Dana may live in a small town, but she has a vast world!
Meet Dana and her friends…
Dana
Q: Who are you?
A: Hi! My name’s Dana. I love to read scary books, whip up desserts, watch horrible horror movies, and cast the occasional curse. Also, I run a blog. You can read it right here.
Q: When were you created?
A: In 2007, when the creator was 14 and needed a confident role model! My blog first appeared on Tumblr in 2014.
Q: What do you want your future to look like?
A: As much as I like bullet journals I’m more of a present person. I’ll be happy so long as it involves cupcakes!
Dean
Q: Who are you?
A: Dean. I have a record shop in the middle of nowhere or “dowtown” as they call it. All the records are broken, that’s the point. Yes, I do take used records. Why would I take new ones? No cash, but I have lots of coupons. Yes, some are expired, but I also have beer. Yes, some of that is also expired. Is this an interrogation?
Q: When were you created?
A: 2013 or something like that. I guess Dana needed a shop to hang out and someone had to manage it.
Q: What do you want your future to look like?
A: Hopefully exiled on some island where no one will ever disturb me again.
Dr. Dillipede
Q: Who are you?
A: I’m Dr. Dillipede! Dana’s father! I’m a scientist that had an experiment go, urm…a little wrong. Hence the antennae on my head! The name is coincidental.
Q: When were you created?
A: I was created in 2001. I am the oldest one here! I was created as part of an actual millipede experiment. A Science Fair prize was won! Perhaps in my honor!
Q: What do you want your future to look like?
A: Foolishness! Time is not linear! I just want my daughter to live a good life! Even though she is uninterested in science! Which I personally find puzzling. But she must pursue her own interests!
Dina
Q: Who are you?
A: Hello…I’m Dina. I’m Dana’s babybat cousin and kind of shy. I like to do makeup but am still learning. I also like fashion and science class. My favorite color is purple and my second favorite color is black if you count it as a color.
Q: When were you created?
A: I think in 2019…?
Q: What do you want your future to look like?
A: I want to be like my cousin Dana and also be a scientist.
Darvek
Q: Who are you?
A: Hello. I am Darvek. Former musician, do not tell that I am hiding in forest. Perhaps consequences.
Q: When were you created?
A: 2013 I was created, as friend to Dean.
Q: What do you want your future to look like?
A: My voice fixed so I do not use these signs all the time. Too much waste. Bad for environment.
Daisy
Q: Who are you?
A: It’s me, Daisy! Welcome back to my channel. Just kidding! I’m Dana’s good friend even though we’re total opposites. I have a lot of followers, but numbers don’t matter. It’s the community.
Q: When were you created?
A: In 2014, although I looked a lot different then. A little filler here and there, nothing too crazy!
Q: What do you want your future to look like?
A: I have an apartment all to myself already, but I’d love a house with a pool in a warm country.
Explore Dana’s world…
Dana's Victorianesque home!
Broken Records, Dean's shop, where the squad hangs out.