Hey Fab Bats! Been grammin’ on the Insta and, as every glance goes, was bombarded by the many fitness gurus promoting “healthy living”. These users usually don politically correct curves, live off glorious platters of raw rainbow veggies and preach semi-permanent positivity.
- Why hello there, evil, gorgeous twin of mine.
- Bloody Mary, check this out.
- *swoosh imaginary cape and laugh diabolically*
- There is a strong possibility I might be more pleasant to the eye than pizza.
- By the looks of this, I shall bewitch many a mortal today.