13 Things to Say in Front of the Mirror

  • Why hello there, evil, gorgeous twin of mine.
  • Bloody Mary, check this out.
  • *swoosh imaginary cape and laugh diabolically*
  • There is a strong possibility I might be more pleasant to the eye than pizza.
  • By the looks of this, I shall bewitch many a mortal today.

  • Bowie’s got competition.
  • A selfie wouldn’t do justice.
  • I could wear anything today and still look like the world’s next diabolical overlord.
  • I am a personified dessert.
  • Activate partially dressed dancing.
  • Excellent manufacturing.
  • A+.
  • What a successful DIY project.
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